Guide To Surviving The Internet (For Dummies)
The Internet is a fun place, but if you don’t know certain key rules or how to act normal you will fail miserably.
Let’s get started, this is serious business . . .
Google Is Not An Address Bar
After you first enter into the Internet immediately run from AOL.com and Yahoo.com (this is not the Internet). Apparently 124,000,000 << yes that number is correct . . . use Google to search for “Yahoo.com”, I didn’t check AOL.com because I thought I might end up in tears.
One time I met a guy who actually believed that Yahoo.com was the Internet.
Not only is this wrong, but there is something called a address bar (alas Google.com is not an address bar).
Don’t Become A Deranged Religious D*Bag
Next there is a lot of productive things to do online. The temptation to be join a religious cult will be strong, but you have to resist!
Try to stay away from joining an ultra whacked out religious forum that debates if “Mario is a homosexual” or not, . . . when you do these things you just make yourself look like a complete sex crazed D*bag.
Case in point Mr. Jeb Thurmond did just that, and now the fact that he’s really a over sexed crazed deranged D*bag is public knowledge.
Also if you find yourself in the situation to have stumbled on such material resist saying things like “Amen, Brother Jeb!” because in the case of Levi Jones, you also expose yourself as a deranged idiot.
Seriously people think before you do these things . . . that leads me to the next item.
Try Not To Flaunt Your Drug Addictions To Law Enforcement
Again the Internet is a public place, so the last thing you really want to do is flaunt your drug addictions to potential law enforcement. Posting your location as “Virginia” and making your forum user name “iSmoker” with a nice graphic to go with it will just draw attention. Some things are just common sense.
Every Demographic Gets Made Fun Of
If you are easily offended, the Internet is probably not the place for you. To date, ever imaginable demographic gets made fun of. I have collected a list of sites that make fun of specific demographics.
Old People – http://www.oldpeoplearefunny.com/
White People Suck – http://www.ubersite.com/m/26723
Black People Suck – http://www.goteenforums.com/forums/peer-400266-support-0.html
You get the idea . . . Gay’s, Jews, Mexicans, Young, Old, White, Black, Yellow . . . they all get served on the Internet.
If you’re going to be on the Internet, you just have to learn that on the Internet you will come across things that you will not agree with. . . just deal with it and don’t waste your time making some petition (in reality no one cares).
That’s it . . . I hope you enjoy the Meta Fever Michael Smith Guide To Surviving The Internet (For Dummies).
Tell me what you would add to the list . . .
heyy this is a worthy news, or must be said as an article. A typical useage of Google is known to all of us, but the figures described here are really shocking! I read this, and felt that world does not limit itself anywhere, the things are much beyond our imagination.
well, whatever, very good article, and a hard-worked layout is exactly seen.
Good Job
you’re right The Internet is a fun place but not always
and people really should not waste their all time in unuseful things in internet
This is surprisingly awesome..!
yes,Surviving internet is not so easy these days you got to be very careful with your approach and be ready for everything like its mentioned here.
HAHA surviving that’s hillarious, funny article heads up.
This guide is not for me , but I can say that I learned something: 124,000,000 people use Google to search for “Yahoo.com”. That’s interesting. I didn’t know that. Thanks for the advices. Bye
I’m almost fully agree with you, there are still many people out there like you said. Thanks for your article and your advice. Hope this will help many people.
HI smith
Well This Is a great info for me & you are right its google is not just the search engine. Hope That this info help me.
thanks bye
haha i really love this article. You can here the author tone of voice and this is quite funny. I already knew all these things but it was interesting what other people thought the internet was.
That was pretty funny. This is a great article btw but I don’t believe you about the guy who actually thought yahoo.com was the net
In this internet world every one browses net.But many of them does it with out any worthy purpose and many others dont know how actually to use internet to achieve what they are willing to get..This article throws light on these sensitive issues which are indeed helpful not only for beginners to net but also the existing users..well done.
This is right, people must understand the uses of internet, they must know how to use the internet in a right manner, there are lots of netiquette that they should learn in order for them to have a progressive use of internet,.
This is an aspect of the Internet I had never thought of before.It is definitely worth looking and watching before you take every step in the internet.The pitfalls are quite numerous.
good article, maybe i can learn something about ” how to survive “. i am new in internet marketing and will search some reference. thanks…
almost fully agree with you, there are still many people out there like you said. Thanks for your article and your advice. Hope this will help many people
Surving the internet is really a hard job. I myself get addicted to the net so much that while my net connection is down, my mood swings very much. Yes, your article is very good regarding this unusual approach to internet.
Hai Smith, this is a worthy articlenews. Everyone who live from Internet always want to Survive and getting better years to years and You bring every post with Fun and Cruchy
very unique thanks A lot!